>>6552266>fell off the top of a van at 3 years old trying to shoot a basketball, broken arm, permanent scar>crashed my bike going 25mph down a long winding driveway, skinned my elbows and face, made me scared to ever go down a ramp/incline on a bike again>head busted open multiple times on pavement, brick wall corners, and a metal spring sticking out of a mattress after getting bodyslammed by cousin>pretending to do Rey Mysterios entrance I jumped off the stage in the gymnasium way too high, landed on my foot wrong and bruised the bone, couldn't walk for a week>plenty of fights as a kid, never really got beat up but once from surprise attack>bumped my ass off on the trampoline showing neighborhood kids how to frog splash and swanton bomb>didn't take another bump for years>got jumped in high school for drugs that I didn't have, didn't get robbed of my shitty phone and mp3 player, just rocked in the face, got really good color, GF freaked out, kids got arrested that week>crashed my first "new" car driving at night without glasses, lady cut in front of me at a stop sign, broke my collar bone and bit a hole right through my tonguenow I'm bumping for my nephews on a weekly basis teaching them the ways of trampoline puro, dropping them on their heads with backdrops and emerald flowsions
