>>13692045>Hey I am 34You are 14
>engaged Your priest is lying to you son
>I don't play with toys but I do play video games. A distinction without a difference
>I get laid daily He just learned to jack off
>I live in Long Island 20 mins away from the hamptons and surrounded by beaches.This is the best part of the headcannon, only a 14 year old would think any adult is impressed by long Island
>Doing something right oh glorious leader of planet retardSimping for planet retard? sad but many such cases
