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"We're here at Spaghetti Town University with WWA Superstar and Golden Dragon Foundation representative, The Yellow Empress. She's just announced an exciting investment into the University."
>Thanks, Tom.
>In the spirit of global cooperation, the Foundation is happy to announce that we will be expanding on our investment in the fine city of Spaghetti Town. In addition to the Belt and Highway program in Hobopolis, we will also be investing fully into STU's Asian Studies and Gender Studies programs, with a special focus on a path to education for Women of Colour.
>It's just a small part in what our foundation hopes to do to build joyous and harmonious ties between the East and the West.
>I would also like to be the first to congratulate Miss Jefferson on her win over Hailey Britannia today.
>I, like so many, was deeply hurt by the racial epithets and slurs used by Miss Britannia during her promos. In fact, I spoke at length about the damage this sort of thing can do to my close personal friend, LeBron James.
>I implore the WWA to take a stand against racism and address the bigoted views of its predominantly white main event.
>This sort of bigotry makes me miss my homeland dearly... But I won't bore you with details as to the virtues of China.
>Please, I invite all of the young students at STU to enjoy their state of the art facilities, structured in the visions of Marx and Mao
