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THE SHOW SO FAR:
>Cody Rhodes thanks you for your support, Seth Rollins feigns respect then shows his true drip to bench Cody until MITB
>Becky Pris fights Blacked Bogged Dana for no particular reason, interrupted by 24/7 Champion Akira Tozawa who loses it to Dana, trigger a match restart with an Asuka interrupt causing Becky to lose to Dana Brooke (?????)
>Cena does a 5 second ad
>Miz TV with Mrs. Miz interrupted by Punished Riddle talking about testicles, interrupted by Tomato Chomper leading to a match between Miz and Riddle
>Tuxedo Miz with Booba at ringside fights Riddle to see who has bigger balls, Riddle obliges with a pantsing and avoidance of the ball purse to secure a Randy chant
>CHAMPION CONTENDER'S MATCH: Street Profits get a chance to beat The Ones, The Bloodline, The Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions of the World, The Twins, The Usos (if SP wins they get a title shot some time)... and they win via countout.
>Lashley talked better than usual and got Theory to come out to challenge Bobby for Theory's title (??), Bobby spartan kicked Theory out of the ring, more to come next
>Baby Mysterio gets squashed by VEER until Daddy Mysterio interferes, expect a handicap match next week
>The Judgment Day brings someone (NOT BARON CORBIN, but Finn Balow) to the fold, then they turn on Edge
>Cedric Alexander tries to take down the Nigerian Giant Omos and fails within seconds, then Dirty Dogs show up and get run off
STILL TO COME:
>Elias's younger brother beats up The Treetrunk Otis
>??? recaps? something
>White Girl Fight (Liv, Alexa, Rhea, Doudrop) to decide who fights Black Girl at some point
