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Wild Emerald was interviewed earlier today, regarding the Tropical Lovers' feud with NATO. While she was confident about a potential victory, there was something that unnerved her.
>...Cousin Jarn? Jarn Mor-Gor-Dun? Wild Emerald know her. Cousin Jarn bring shame to tribe by drinking chieftain's sacred ale supply, and no apologies! No clue what happen to Cousin Jarn, but hear rumors Cousin do shameful things with shamelessness. Very shameful! Only way Cousin Jarn can bring honor is through hunt, or marry and defeat husband in spar.
>...SHE DID WHAT?!
>WHERE COUSIN JARN?!