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Oh Walter, my corpulent comrade! If the speculation about your situation is indeed veracious, then, from one globular gentleman to another, I extend to you my most abject commiserations. Truly it is the worst kind of malediction for bon vivants such as ourselves to be exiled so abruptly from the realm of the gourmand, and deprived, as it were, of the provender and victuals that provide us with our very sustenance. So join me, Walter! Come with me now to the domain of the Elite, where we may gorge ourselves on the most delectable of viands, free from the culinary oppression which has too often forced our kind to live in miserable ignominy! May I suggest, as an appetizer of sorts, the much lauded Crunch Wrap Supreme? Or mayhaps, that is a tale for another time...
