>>15167120>NXT fans just coom to a bunch of young, hot college athletes.yeah all the aew lovers were fucking seething over nxt being too sexy a couple of years ago. Here's this gem written by Michael "AEW is better than the thing you like" Sidgwick:
>NXT 2.0 is incredible in its transparent bid for attention.>The NXT 2.0 viewer is lured into a product ran by unseemly old men under the tacit promise that you might one day see two members of the roster have it off. Seriously: it is a romantic comedy masquerading as a pro wrestling show, and the main hook involves several will-they-won't-they have it off storylines.>Will the son of Bull Buchanan finally chuck his muck up Kayden Carter?>Tune in to NXT 2.0 live on the USA Network.>Yeah, it's like that.>It's worked for every successful three camera sitcom since the dawn of time, so why not NXT 2.0? Well, it's not a three camera sitcom. Nor is it successful: "Sex! Now that we have your attention, here's some green wrestlers getting lost inside three minutes" is not a particularly popular promotional tactic.>It is an incredibly horny production. A desperately horny production; when the camera operator isn't trying to motorboat Mandy Rose, Duke Hudson is dry-humping Persia Pirotta in the locker room. The gambit isn't succeeding, but they're gonna do it anyway.>The latest reach for the 18-49 male demographic comes in the form of Nikkita Lyons, whose vignettes were literally filmed from the André the Giant angle to capture the full weight of her breasts, and whose signature pin involves performing the splits in front of a hard cam that zones in on her arse.>They think you want to clap those cheeks louder than a Carnegie Hall encore, and by God, that is how they'll get you to watch. 