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Semi related, but /aspw/ lingo just saved my life walking home from the store
>be me
>be stoked as fuck after Stings last match
>got my celebratory snacks from the shop
>two young ruffians approach
>black guy and his white scrawny friend
>white guy demands to know what's in my bag
>I panick slightly and yell at the top of my voice
YA FINNA SEETHE PINHEAD?
>white dude looks at black friend who is somehow the reasonable one of the duo
hey cmon bruh lets leave
>turn to him and pull my knife out
YA BETTER LISTEN TO HIM BEFORE I HEEM YA BOTH
>black guy looks scared now
>white guy backing away
Ay bruh you better stop playin
>people are noticing a scene now
THIS ISNT A TEAR IN THE POSTER YA FINNA BULBASAUR!
>turn to bystanders and yell louder
THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY SHIT
>duo of dumb sees lady on her phone and make a hasty retreat
>go about my business
so yeah you faggots combined with me being a sperg probably saved me from getting mugged
