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>[At an unknown time, maybe before the main event and maybe after, and perhaps even on a different day entirely, WWA Official Thea Thority is in the ring.]
"Ladies and Gentleman, we now have an official list of entrants into the Hardcore Championship Clusterfork! As you all know, this match will be contested under no disqualification rules, and falls will count anywhere. The last waifu standing after all others have been eliminated by pinfall or submission will be the new WWA Hardcore Champion!"
"Now, please give me your thoughts as I list off the competitors!"
"Our reigning champion who had no issues with this match, but frankly I don't know if she even understood... CACTUS JANE!"
"Our first official entrant, who earned herself a string of three hardcore victories in a row, Ms Dia Shirley Burroughs, BSD!"
"Third, we have Red Hands, who earned this spot buy defeating Ms Burroughs in a hardcore match -- and claiming a $30,000 reward, I might add. Let's hear it for RED HANDS!"
"Yo ho ho, up fourth we have the pirate captain who made Minnie Moo walk the plank, it's RILEY RUMRUNNER!"
"Fifth, we have a newcomer to the company who has immediately got into the swing of things by defeating Ava Mortis, it's ELECTRA HELLSWING!"
"At number six, gaining entry via defeat of the DOMINANT Sue Plex, looking to turn her fortunes around, it's ROBYN MCDAID!"
"At lucky number seven -- and I dare say a very lucky number seven -- it's the ring rat with the oregano hookups we all know about, having defeated the hardcore granny May Bea DeCeest, it's RATASHA!"
And finally, number eight, the waifu who overcame artificially high odds, the frog that broke the android, it's KERON CROAKIE!"
"This match will be coming soon, so make sure you let the WWA higher ups know who (YOU) want to see win, and become -- or remain! -- the WWA HARDCORE CHAMPION."
