>>9625560A mystery, huh? Well fortunately you got the only gal in the WWA capable of solving those right here!
She called her assailant a bitch, right? Means the suspect’s probably a woman.
I mean, I know quite a few fellas I’d describe as bitches, but none or those pussies could go toe-to-toe with Mighty Milf.
Lotta redheads in this fed so let’s go over the suspects.
Nikki Kade - This crazy cunt definitely could’a done it, but it looks like she was having a having a little back in forth with Violet when the attack occurred.
Cassie Kade - Cassie? She’s a sweetheart, and a hardworkin’ business woman to boot. Couldn’t have done it. Well maybe if she was provoked.
Riley Rumrunner - Pirates are always bad news, but is she really a pirate? Eh, cosplayers can be just as nasty in my experience.
Rowdy Rory - I’ve been drinking with Rory plenty dozens of times and she only mentioned wanting to beat Milf to death once. Can’t be her.
Hailey Britannia - Ain’t she in the hospital? I guess she could’a snuck out.
Amy Flame - She’s got a pretty good alibi, right? Plus she’s so small.
Pizza Girl - Anyone seen this chick recently? Pretty suspicious.
Burnt Pizza Girl - Ain’t this just Pizza Girl in a pissy mood? She ain’t?! Huh.
El Beeno la Mosquito - Nah, it ain’t her. Miguel would’a told me if it was. Who’s Miguel? Hey, I’m entitled to have a couple of my own mysteries.
Lillith - She’s that big girl that loves eggs, right? Thought I saw her wondering the street the other day.
Am I forgetting someone? Probably.
