>>10119886>>10119982Duna wakes up, and with a yawn steps out onto the front porch of her beach house...and promptly sees a beach covered in busted-up watermelons and a couple of weirdos already invading the shore. She stares out over the sands for a moment, and then does the only thing that someone in her position could possibly do.
She screams.
>"NO! NOT TODAY! I WANT ONE FUCKIN' DAY OF PEACE WITHOUT ANY BULLSHIT HAPPENING ON THE BEACH! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!"She stomps across the sand and gestures at the two women, seeming like a woman possessed as she begins berating them.
">Alright. Both of you. Out of here. The beach is closed today. Fuck out of here, and take some of this watermelon with you when you go. I'm not putting up with any bullshit on the beach today."
