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>go to friends halloween potluck
>every dish must contain pumpkin
>eat pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, pumpkin empanadas etc
>go to bed that night and stomach feels kinda funny but just ignore it
>next day go to classmates house for group meeting for senior thesis project
>10 minutes later feel stabbing in stomach
>barely make it to bathroom before neon orange slime starts spraying out of my ass
>by far worst thing ive ever smelled, rancid squash and onions and really sweet
>tearing up and gagging from the pain and the rotten smell
>finally finish and clean up and go back to meeting
>5 minutes later her mom comes home and goes into bathroom
>hear her gag and murmur "oh my fucking god" and rush out
>smile devilishly to myself
