>>10110943Curry Girl returns to the locker room in tears after a disastrous attempt to fire up the crowd with a heartfelt babyface promo. It seems the fans still haven’t forgotten her humiliation at the hands of Knife Girl and every time she opens her mouth her words are drowned out by a chorus lewd jeers. After all these years could it finally be time to hang up the ol’ maang tikka? So preoccupied is she with these negative thoughts that it takes her a moment to spot the flyer someone has affixed to her locker.
“Born under a dark star? Does it seem as though the gods derive their greatest pleasure from daefecating atop your head from on high? Crawl out from beneath that mountain of faeces and reclaim your honour! Sign up for the Loser’s Bruiser today!”
>Loser’s Bruiser? How utterly demoralizing She thinks to herself.
>But still… 