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The Fatal 4-Way at the Beach between Wild Emerald, Surfer Girl, Wojteka, and Skelly Skelly is being reviewed by """official""" judges for Match of the Year. However, they are also considering disqualification, due to:
>All of the girls losing their tops at one point; in typical fashion, Wild Emerald continued to wrestle without hers
>Surfer Girl getting on her surfboard and riding a sick wave to crash it into Wojteka, Skelly, and Emmy at one point
>Wojteka using Skelly as a weapon against her opponents, then being giant swung by Skelly into a shaved ice stand, causing property damage
>There being no official referee on standby, as the girls requisitioned one of the local lifeguards to watch the match
>The "ring" being a bunch of lines drawn on the beach, with coconuts marking the cornerposts; when one of the lines got washed out, Surfer Girl took the advantage to hit her aforementioned board slam