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*Microphone feedback*
>Sasquatch. Godzilla. King Kong. Loch Ness
>Goblin. Ghoul. A Zombie with no conscience.
>What do all of these things have in common?
Ash steps out, emerging from the audience, title belt strapped around her waist and steel chair over her shoulder.
>EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' MONSTER
....
>Shhhhh!
Ash shushes the crowd as she descends the stairs. She takes exaggerated tip toe steps down.
>Be vewy, vewy, quiet.
>I'm hunting demons.
Ash, subverting her own requests for quiet, grunts loudly into the microphone as she flings the steel chair away from the stairs towards the ring. With a clatter, they land... IN THE RING!
>LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
Ash rushes down the steps and vaults the barricade before entering the ring.
>Looks like we've got our third bachelorette.
>And, between you and me, I'm glad I'm not looking in the mirror for my next opponent.
She reaches down and picks the chair back up, pointing it up the ramp.
>COME ON OUT, YE FOUL BEAST!
>YA GHOUL!
