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>Smackdown starts
>AND I WONT BE DENIEEEEED, CUZ ALL I GOT LEFT IS MY PRIDE... AND I WILL RIIIIISE UUUUP
>pyro
>Cole on commentary, McAfee isn't there, he got fired
>Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a very historic episode of Friday Night Smackdown...
>Graphic shows Roman hitch hiking on the side of the road and says "TONIGHT... ROMAN LEAVES FR"
>"That's right folks, if you haven't heard TMZ reported earlier that WWE Champion Roman Reigns will be leaving after tonight's show. I'm Michael Cole and thank you for joining us in what is sure to be a night that we will never forget."
>crowd expecting some boring fucking shitter's music to hit as it always does before some loser match goes on for 20 minutes
>*glass shatters*
>crowd pissed that they were right
>No Dimes Steve sulks down to the ring and gets booed hard
>He gets on the mic
>"I can't draw flies to shit. I never drew a dime. Not me. Not nobody. I must be the dumbest son of a bitch you've ever seen."
>gets booed out of the building
>Applebee's commercial
>Theory vs Omos or something for 20 mins
>Backstage Street Profits promo with absolutely no reaction from the crowd
>Veer buries jobber
>Backstage women's promo, crowd dead silent
>Roman comes out
>"I'm leaving y'all"
>Crowd reacts a lil bit
>"Nah I'm just playing haha"
>Sonya books a Loser Leaves WWE match between Roman and Brock
>both win
>END
