>>10374380>[Backstage, Kelly Omega grabs the first cameraman she can find and demands he record her statement.]“Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT? Mediocre Milf comes back from her little vacation, loses to Violet Beauregarde CLEAN in the middle of the ring, and then sucker punches me like a coward? She should be ashamed. ASHAMED. But you know what? I’m not surprised. Those Scots are not known for their critical thinking, or for being nice people in general. Not like the people WHERE I’M FROM. You’ll never catch me insulting someone like her that way. I’m a good, hard-working and above all honest SUPERSTAR IN THIS COMPANY.”
“But it’s fitting, isn’t it? While Miscreant Milf was having a month-long nap, I was in rehab, working through my LIFE THREATENING injuries, which I remind you all once again, the doctor said would have been fatal for anyone not as strong, athletic, well-toned, muscular and in the physical shape I am in.”
>[A reporter, having been drawn in by the... 'intensity' of the promos, throws out a question to Omega]:By the way, what was your injury, Ms Omega?
>[Kelly Omega feigns shock and disgust, and cuts the impromptu interview short. She storms off, muttering something about ‘world class talent’ and ‘the gall of you people’.] 