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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight’s special musical guest; the queen of cholesterol, the only thing wider than her hips is her vocal range, it’s Darlene Doublewide!
Just a jiggly-ho and everywhere I go
People know the chairs I sat in
People stop and shout
“Your arse is hanging out!”
Oooo pants are splittin’
There will come a day I clean out the buffet
What will say about me?
When dessert comes I know they’ll say what a jiggly-ho
Ate all the prawns in the sea
Cuz I ain’t got no butter…
>fan in a Rowdy Rory shirt: what the hell is this shit?! where’s Musson Off Berick?
>fan in an Wild Emerald shirt: you didn’t hear? apparently the lead singer disappeared
>Rory fan: damn, this night just keeps getting worse
>fan in a Stellar Stars hat: can you two shut the fuck up? I’m trying to hear Darlene
>Rory fan: it’s gonna be a lot harder to hear when I shove my cock through your fuckin’ ears, cunt!
A huge fight has erupted in the audience!
