>>9004410Unironically this, they'll drool and coom in their pants for the Elite regardless of what actually goes on in the ring.
The cagematch reviews were great examples of extreme willing suspension of disbelief - botches don't matter, no selling doesn't matter, catching dives softer than a futon doesn't matter, ... none of this matters unless it has a WWE logo on it to the loud, obnoxious and active minority of die hard fans that write these reviews and spam /pw/, twitter, reddit.