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On June 14, Chris had this text exchange with fellow wrestler Gregory (“Hurricane”) Helms:
>(Benoit) How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? — none it should already be open when the bitch brings it.
>(Benoit) How are women and toilet bowls similar? — If the hole in the middle isnt worth a shit.
>(Helms) Or how is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat — They both feel nice but u can’t help but wonder who was there before you!
Kek based benoit