>>7616361Damn dude, sorry to hear that. Luckily it was a chick though. Also I'm sure she's had people freak the fuck out when it happens, so she's seen worse.
I had to have my ass examined for hemorrhoids once because I was shitting blood, and felt really embarrassed because the doctor (who was luckily a chick) found nothing. It feels a bit better now knowing that if she had hit my prostate I might have jizzed everywhere and been even more embarrassed.
