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>Right, let's look over our criminal investigations to do list
>Starting next week we will be making inquiries into the following individuals for the following reasons
>*ahem*
>Prsicilla Divine: Several counts of predatory monopolization and business practises, blackmail, fraud, kidnapping and extortion
>Steeli Yatsuffi: Grand larceny, grand theft auto, tresspassing
>Cassie Kade: possession of dangerous wildlife, extortion, drug production and distribution, kidnapping, possession of explicit illegal photography
>Yokoko Zuna: Multiple counts of assault which caused grevious body injury, tresspassing, animal cruelty
>M.Alice: Multiple counts of arsonry, threatening behaviour and harassment
>Lillith: Theft of an animal, illegal possesion of a dangerous weapon
>Big Gal: Aircraft terrorism
>Riley Rumrunner: Piracy
>Raquel Durango: Theft of delicious spices, trafficking of a dangerous animal, drug production and usage
>Miss USA: Inciting a mass Shooting, one count of rumored nuclear conspiracy and unauthorized usage
>Psycho Rabbit: One count of inflammatory homophobic language on national television
>Minnie Moo: Murder
The P.U.S.S.Y representative pinches her eyes and sighs as she folds the first page behind the second before continuing on. It's going to be a looooong month...
