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THEY SAY ALL DICKS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT TYRONE AND YOU LOOK AT KEVIN NASH AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE KEVIN NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO INTO A DARK ALLEY YOU'VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF RAPE BUT TYRONE'S A SEXUAL FREAK AND HE'S NOT NORMAL SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT ESCAPE! THEN YOU ADD JAMAL IN THE MIX AND YOUR CHANCES OF ESCAPE DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE IN A 3-WAY IN THAT ALLEY YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF ESCAPE WHILE TYRONE, HE GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF RAPE. SEE JAMAL KNOWS HE CAN'T RAPE TYRONE AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KEVIN NASH, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS TYRONE'S 25 PERCENT AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF ESCAPING THAT ALLEY. BUT THEN YOU TAKE TYRONE'S 75 PERCENT IF YOU WAS ONE ON ONE AND ADD THE 66 2/3 IN A 3-WAY AND YOU GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF RAPE. AND THEN YOU TIMES THAT BY 12 OTHER GUYS. THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE KEVIN AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN THAT ALLEY!
