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"HELLO HELLO WAIFUMANIACS!! IT'S ME PIPPA B FROM 'WWA N~SY~DZZ' WITH ANOTHER SCANDALOUS EDITION OF THE WAIFUCAST!!"
>obnoxious airhorn noises and fake crowd cheering blasts through your headphones
"TODAY I'M IN A SUPER SECRET SPAGHETTITOWN HOTEL BAR WITH NONE OTHER THAN AMY FLAME OF THE DIVINE ANGELS!! GUYS IN THE CHAT!! GIVE IT UP FOR AMY!!"
>Amy covertly unplugs her headphones just before another wave of noise assaults her eardrums, she's already regretting this
>On the desk an iPad displaying the chat is an unreadable blur of emoji's, images and ascii text all moving at lightspeed, Pippa scans her monitor and identifies her first question from the online audience
"OUR FIRST QUESTION IS A $5 SUPERCHAT FROM '@GrappleGuy722' AND HE WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOUR FAVOURITE OPPONENT HAS BEEN SINCE... YAWN!! BORING!! MODS, BAN THAT GUY!! NO REFUNDS!!"
>mildly irritated at not being able to answer what she thought was a good question Amy takes a sip from her drink
"OKAY, OKAY, THIS IS A GOOD ONE!! AMY, YOU RECENTLY LIVED WITH ASH ROMERO AND FOR $20 '@FoatGucker6969' IS DYING TO KNOW IF ASH ROMERO SHAVES... DOWN THERE!!"
>sensing the opportunity to tease the audience and make some money Amy smirks
"Actually, she waxes, twice a week, honestly I've never seen anything like it... and she leaves those wax strips everywhere, it's insane."
>the chat window goes berserk, superchats of all different colours begin filing the screen
"WOOOOOOOOOOW!!"
>Pippa repeatedly mashes her palm on a console which plays clips of canned laughter, several obnoxious airhorns and a voice screaming 'Gottim!'
"AMY, BABE, FOR $50 '@_TomboyChad' ASKS THE FOLLOWING: ASH ROMERO AND VIOLET BEAUREGARDE ARE SET TO DO BATTLE FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP AT BISHOUJO AT THE BEACH, YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS WITH BOTH GIRLS, TELL US, DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE?"
>Amy leans into the microphone
"I genuinely wish for both competitors to simultaneously suffer catastrophic and ideally life-shortening injuries."
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