Quoted By:
>missed a 6 figure payday to play softball
>goes 2 for 13 in a weekend tournament
>swung on a 3-0 pitch and grounded out softly to short
>doesn't run out ground balls
>noodle for an arm
>pays for registration and uniforms so that he doesn't get kicked off the team
KWABTMLHB (kek what a below the mendoza line hitting bitch)
>noodle