>>8408927I just want everyone to know before Kevin Owens slaps me that I do not, in fact, consent to being slapped. A slap on the cheek is a dangerous thing. What if my eardrum explodes? What if it jostles my brain ever so slightly incorrectly and it starts bleeding? What if my cheek feels a little sore and I start tearing up in front of all of you fans? As the head of the table and the tribal chief, that would not be a very goo-ACK!
