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There are no AEW fans at all. Not online and not in the fans. Ojama and Rovert use chatbots to masquerade as people online and have constructed humanoid facsimiles composed of nanobots and a sturdy, viscious sludge to fill the stands in conjuction with Tony Khan. The poor attendance can be attributed to the dwindling supply of exoskeletons and slurry used to create these artificial beings. Why do you think AEW "fans" pop for everything? Because they aren't real. They are programmed remotely from Ojama and Rovert's secret laboratory using electromagnetic signals.
