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Hello everyone, it's your fren, Frenly Apu, and we have a very special guest in the crowd tonight! I have the honor of introducing the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!
>Thank you, thank you...it's an honor to be here, I just want to say I love what my good friend Pepe Von Erich is doing here. He's a classy guy like me, and he's also ridiculously rich like me, and I know that because he paid to fly me all the way out here to this god-forsaken hellhole full of vampires and zombies and werewolves and what not. But that's ok, the secret service is having a lot of fun, they always wanted to play "House of the Dead" in real life, and they're having an absolute blast. This show is huge, it's the biggest, the grandest, the most amazing spectacle in the history of all amazing spectacles, just like me and my glorious presidency. Keep it up boys, and maybe...just maybe...you can make professional wrestling great again.
