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>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>no one paid to see him
>only way he can feel relevant or important is if he did le videogame and/or anime reference to his gear
>3 inch penis
>bragged about becoming the first wrestler to get an actual PhD at a university
>scammed into paying money at an online college and never got it
>his finisher is literally a foward roll into a clothesline called "The Honor Roll" despite not going to college anymore
>Janetty of the team between him and Truth
>Janetty to Funkadactyls
>Janetty of New Day
>Jannetty in his own fucking gaming youtube channel
>hired by G4 and unironically believed he would be set for life and wouldn't need WWE anymore now that he got his "dream job"
>channel gets cancelled completely
>seethed hard at the fact that fans made fun of him for trying to say that New Day wasn't just a modern Nation of Domination
>only member of New Day to not be given a world title reign
>settled for King of the Ring because he probably thought he would get a world title reign through that
>Buried by Reigns
>"i-it was my dream to win king of the ring guys! I'm such a happy Jannetty!"
>too scared of letting New Day disband as he will become irrelevant and future endeavored if it does happen
Is Woods the actual Modern Day Marty Jannetty?
