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Princess Knight appears on the cover of PAR-OR, the kingdom’s most popular magazine.
She speaks on a variety of subjects including her recent debut and the ongoing annexation of Farmer Girl’s Farm.
>gloats about knocking Farmer Girl out of the royal rumble match
>scoffs at reports of a mysterious pasta covered dog decimating the kingdom’s troops
>rejects rumours that nearly a 3rd of the kingdom’s forces were wiped out in a disastrous attempt to take the old red barn
>denies that The Queen is becoming increasingly upset at the slow pace of the annexation
>announces that the Meganekkos Powers have been conscripted into the kingdom’s military and must report to the pig pen immediately
Interestingly the magazine also contains an obituary for the journalist who interviewed Princess Knight.
Sadly, he passed away after falling off the roof of The Queen’s palace.
