>>10386303Colby is almost so blown away by Miss USA's performance that she forgets to be angry about the terrible imagery and the pictures of that awful Chinese caricature of her being thrown around.
Almost.
The other problem is that Colby's been sitting here chatting with Amy for several hours over more drinks, and she's drunk. Having switched from the Thundarrburd to a mix of Kakaphönie vodka from the well and several increasingly toxic energy-drink-adjacent liquid crimes against the human digestive, respiratory, and neurological systems hasn't helped. The room spins when she stands up.
Colby at Amy, who is looking up at her expectantly. Damn. She just said she had a voice like Janis Joplin..... what would Janis Joplin do, if she were here right now?
Heroin, probably. Heh.
That doesn't exactly help.
But isn't this a song about love and desire? The same love and desire that's brought Colby here with Amy today, which stands in opposition to Miss USA's cruelty and hate? Colby looks down at Amy again and finds her resolve.
>"She's DEAD."[1/3]