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So's I was watching some wrasslin', and beating my children at the same time which is really funny because lulz kids are gay. So the family dog walks in all growling and shit trying to protect the little faggots and I just laugh and take a big ol swig of my Wild Turkey 101 (which I drink at least a liter of daily) and pick up one of the little brats and use him like a baseball bat against the stupid nigger black lab. The dog goes running off whimpering like the pussy he is. I turn off wrestling because only gay little children like wrestling and put on pro Nazi propaganda docs from bit chute. They get me hard. So's I take out some barbed wire and start jerkin' it in front of everyone .....I CAAM. Next thing you know the police are at the door, some faggoty neighbor having called the cops. I force all my kids and wife to run out of the door and towards the cops with guns in their hands, the cops mow down the little shits making me laugh so hard I legit piss, shit, puke and get hard again and CAAM right on the spot.
I rape the dog because I can't stop caam-ing. I eventually take care of the coppers with a BB gun alone because why waste bullets on such weak opponents. I eat a KFC dinner meant for a family of 10 by myself, finish off my Wild Turkey and go to the neighbors who called the pigs on me. I proceed to torment, abuse, rape, torture and assault them and their entire family. I eat them alive and set them on fire and as they're writing about in half eaten flames I whip out my now super hard dick, jerk it over the flames. I caam.
Wrestling is gay lol
