>>19455542>>Only verified fight was with a womanUnfathomly based and trad. Austin knew women need to be controlled
>Never did sports in high schoolSo?
>Owen Hart broke his neck on purpose and laughed about it, Austin did nothing to him when they got in the ring againOwen died by probably having his neck AND body broken, Divine karma
>Jeff Jarrett shot on him on live TV and made him mad, instead of confronting him he ran to Vince and told him to nix the angleKnows JJ is anti-dimes and didn't want to be associated with him.....Seems smart
>Video footage of a fan beating his ass in the ring, Triple H had to save him (who isn't exactly tough guy either)We've all seen that and know it's a lie. So you just made yourself look like a pride person
>No showed Brian Pillman's funeral because it would've been too tough (wah wah I would've cried too much, think about me too)Man is devoted to his job and kayfabe, seems like the reason he was top of his game and you're on here with me
>Pride himself on not doing humiliation rituals, Vince still got him to cry on camera multiple times during his heel turn and admit to Kurt Angle that he's a coward Present them
>Refused to wrestle Brock because he was scared of him (what if he beats me up for real?)You had to add a fake narrative to make your other fake narrative seem good. That just shows us more that you are retarded
>Retired because his neck hurt a bitWe're getting into stretch armstrong territoy now
>Hunts small animals with guns to overcompensate, tiny dick behaviorI find people project random shit like this
Overall your promo is weak and lacks any kayfabe that may have gotten you over. You probably watch NXT, WWE, or AEW, simply due to how fragile and padded your scripted promo is.
Go check out some indy shows and develop your bant
