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>Cody Rhodes comes out
>Starts promo as usual
>A few minutes in looks directly at the camera and reminds me that I'll never forget the car accident in 2004
>Tells me the only way to get over it is to open the box
>Crowd starts chanting open the box, open the box, open the box
>Cuts to Michael Cole saying WILL YOU JUST OPEN THE DAMN BOX?!
>Cody says its the ornate wooden box under my bed, the one with the scarab carved into the lid
>Crowd still chanting open the box
>Cody goes on to finish the promo with the gay title swap with the Rock
>Look under my bed
>Find the box
Honestly who books this shit?
