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>be me
>scrolling through socials to see if there are any new pics worth posting
>randomly see fan asking the merch company that makes all the AEW figures to make knock-off pillow pets (pic related)
>"Who the fuck would want an AEW themed Squishmallow"
>almond activates
>"Squish"
>start thinking about Mariah
>realize I would want that
Goddamnit Squishy