>>16948596Standing before a capacity crowd here at Angband Square Garden, a controversial Arda Wide Wrestling Federation Champion; Mr Melkor, twenty-some odd thousand people are here to see you-
>Twenty seven thousand, Sauron Jr., twenty seven thousand people, to be exact. And twenty seven thousand on the sidewalk, that could not get in, to see this match. Feanor cannot get the Silmarils back from 'Superstar' Morgoth Melkor. I am the champion. I am the greatest. I am the strongest. This is my belt - I got the proof, baby! I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour!There are those fans in Utumno, in Gorgoroth, in Thangorodrim, all over, waiting for your appearance, do you think- Well, again, here you see 'Superstar' exposing that tremendous physique, the most impressive physique in ALL of professional wrestling!
>Fighting for my crown! Fighting for my crown! This is the body of a champion. This is the grace of a champion. This is the beauty of a champion! This is the brains of a champion! Look, look, look!" How does 'Superstar' Morgoth Melkor-
>I am the GREATEST! 