>>10339767>[Omega is taken aback at being offered the mic. Usually she had to snatch it from Violet’s talons… damn, maybe this team thing will work out after all. Screw whatever those *rookies* think about allies.]“Word on the street is that there’s a new boom in this tag division. And I think it’s pretty clear who you people can thank for that: VIOLET BY GODDESS BEAUREGARDE AND THE BREAST BOUT MACHINE KELLY O MAY GAH. And don’t get me wrong, this ain’t a shoutout to some horny brit, but I think we need to give you all a quick state of the tag team division.”
“WARHORSE. You got that big win against the schizo cactus and her pathetic friend… MONTHS AGO, and then ya lost a number one contender’s match to Tropical Lovers – and trust me, we’ll get to them. Then, Warhorse, you wormed your way into some cage match LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW and not only did you lose but half your team DIED. Then you replace the DEAD WEIGHT with a monkey, and get a win over some rainbow freaks, and now… what, you think you’re number one contenders? Karna, how’s your neck feeling? You learned exactly what happens when anybody here goes one on one with KELLY BY GOODESS OME”—
>[Violet snatches the microphone out of Omega’s hand and steps in front of her.] 