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imagine going back to 2017 and telling an obese smark there will be a non-WWE promotion where:
>the world champ is an epic work shoot promo guy
>Dean Ambrose is doing bloody brawls again
>Daniel Bryan is feuding with Okada
>Cesaro is presented as a badass shooter
>the Golden Lovers are teaming up with Jeri-Show
>Shibata is still alive and out of retirement
>Edge is feuding with Christian
>the cruiserweights are main eventers
>Will Ospreay, now a former IWGP heavyweight champion, may be signing after a guest match in front of 70,000 people in Wembley Stadium
>at the show where CM Punk ended his two-year comeback run by getting fired for shooting on actor Luke Perry's son, one year after getting suspended for shooting on the Young Bucks
>after a match where Samoa Joe put on his hottest performance in nearly a decade
>also a bunch of NXT guys are there now
>also they bought Ring of Honor and kept the brand alive
>and Jeff Jarrett is an executive for some reason
And that this promotion fucking sucks so fucking bad that even the most hardcore obese smarks are turning on it.
