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I'm here at the Ball Elite Wrestling show. Revolving? Was that what this shindig is called? This wwe hullaboo. We've got some real ace talent here, real tough guys. The kinda guys who look at you funny when you talk about hot man ass.
*Norm reads a sheet with the roster names on it*
AH YES, ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
Top...Flight?
Daniel Garcia, young nephew of famed stoner Jerry Garcia. I didn't know he wrestled.
Wheeler Hoot!
Chris Jericho! Now there's a real up and comer...I tells ya.
And how can we forget the women?! We have...Jade, and Red Velvet, the walking talking wrestling cake. Sky Blue and some skank named Sarahya
Darby Allin! Another top name.
Sting! Well I'll be, I thought that dude couldn't walk.
Say Dasha, whatever happened to the Hulk Hogan types, you know? Those real tough guys but they were so nice and compassionate. We need more guys like Hulk Hogan, really diversify things around here. Way too many short fucks, you get what I'm saying.
