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Gimmie a fucking mic. First of all, Bret screwed Bret. Second, it’s 2247 miles from Calgary to Montreal. Plus, Goldberg said “Watch the kick.” Besides that, Stu was a pedo. Helen was a whore. Owen was a jobber. Martha is a cunt. Julie was a pig. Davey was a crackhead. Dynamite was a cripple. Anvil was a ginger. Pillman was a midget. Nattie bogged herself. TJ’s dick doesn’t work. Teddy is a cat lady. Harry wrestles in Pachinko halls. And Bruce was a substitute because he couldn’t get booked as a real teacher. Fuck the Shart Family and fuck you too
