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THE SHOW SO FAR:
>Edge has words for Subinik Mysterio, Judgement day breaks Edge's legs and walks out one member stronger
>Fatal 4 Way: SHOOSH Academy vs. Rainbow Blacks vs. Basketball Prophets vs. Cute Spics, winner gets a tag title sho-- CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Braun Strongman squishes 8 people and yells at muted camera during ads, 4-way tag match gets cancelled?
>Nikki A.S.S. and Doudrop take on Backel and Arab Goddess (c), Doudrop gets Chingona bombed
>Rey says he will nunca put hands on his son, challenges anyone from Judgement Day for a 1-on-1 later tonight
>Autism Theory finds his first name again and stumbles over his lines due to concussion from Tyson Fury at Crown Jewel, KO comes out to save the day to start a match
STILL TO COME:
>DAMAGE CTRL addresses the WWE Universe
>HHH discovered PIP so now we get 5x more medicine ads
>Rey vs. someone from Judgement Day (his son, obviously)
>Bobbo vs The Miz in a steel cage match
