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"Hey Ash! Hey Ash!"
>Ash sighs and slides out from underneath the car she was working on, she dabs at a small splatter of engine oil on her left cheek with the sleeve of her overalls
"What is it, kid?"
>Amy shuffles excitedly on the spot
"I wanted to do something cool for the dojo girls and I thought you should be the first to see!"
"Oh?"
"Now that we've all graduated from the dojo to the touring roster I thought we should travel together, it'll be like a road trip every day!"
>Amy beckons Ash to follow her outside where a broken down transit van sits sadly in the midday sun
>"Kid... how much did this... thing... cost?"
"That's the best part! Spaghetti Dog paid but on the condition that we take the ring with us. We're already taking the ring down and putting it back up wherever we go, so now we can do it on our own time!"
>Ash takes a deep breath and makes a long exaggerated and exasperated exhale
" Kid, listen, you've been worked. The company already pays for staff transport and they have a team of guys to transport not just the ring but the entire set. It's the oldest carny trick in the book. That dog has tricked you to cut costs."
>Amy looks dejected
"Who's supposed to be driving this trash heap anyway?"
"Well... I kinda thought that you..."
"ME?! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL I'D EVER EVEN CONSIDER DRIVING SOMETHING SO DANGEROU..."
>two minutes later