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Yo, /pw/ in the thread, we spittin’ straight fire,
WWE’s the devil, burnin’ dreams on the pyre!
It’s 2025, AEW’s the spark,
Death Riders roll deep, we rulin’ the dark!
I love AEW, I love AEW,
Dynamite’s the gospel, we breakin’ through!
WWE’s a gulag, bookin’ pure disgrace,
Tony Khan’s the don, Mox runs the place!
I said, I love AEW, I love AEW,
/pw/ memes forever, we stayin’ true!
Death Riders and Bucks, we ownin’ the show,
E-Drones keep cryin’, we stealin’ the glow!
Scrollin’ /pw/, threads poppin’ off fast,
“Fed is ded!”—Vince’s ghost haunts the past!
WWE’s a sweatshop, Cody’s reign of yawn,
Solo’s tribal flop got smarks screamin’ “pawn!”
They buried Bron Breakker, jobbed him to Dom’s smirk,
Pushed “Big Ass” Kevin, but his feuds don’t work.
Haitch’s shovel swings, bookin’ for his crew,
While /pw/ roasts “Rock’s heel turn? Corporate déjà vu!”
E-Drones hype Raw, yell “Netflix saves the game,”
But Saudi blood money keeps their soul in shame.
AEW’s the rebellion, Death Riders lead the fight,
Mox bleeds for freedom, settin’ Dynamite alight!
I love AEW, I love AEW,
Dynamite’s the gospel, we breakin’ through!
WWE’s a gulag, bookin’ pure disgrace,
Tony Khan’s the don, Mox runs the place!
I said, I love AEW, I love AEW,
/pw/ memes forever, we stayin’ true!
Death Riders and Bucks, we ownin’ the show,
E-Drones keep cryin’, we stealin’ the glow!
WWE’s the machine, crushin’ wrestlers’ hearts,
“Uncle Howdy” slop? Yo, that’s fallin’ apart.
They botched Drew’s run, had him beef with a prop,
While /pw/ screams “Cody’s mid!”—smarks want him to stop.
“Vince fears the Dub!”—that’s the GIF we loop,
Bingo Hall shade? Nah, AEW’s the troop!
They choke the indies, lock the biz in a vice,
While Tony’s X checkmarks sign stars that entice.
Cornette’s malding loud, says Mox is a hack,
But /pw/ drops “based” takes, we roast him right back.
