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Yeah I had one last night.
>in school
>go to the recreation center to go and work on a game I've been developing
>the retarded albino kid comes over, bona fide evidence of why race mixing is a mistake
>accidentally dropped something from my pocket, he tries to pick it up with his nasty ass hands
>shove him away to get my thing as he tries to fight me, I block all of his hits as I just want to move on and not get kicked out of the school, says he's a "five stare pants shitter" for some reason
>go to the nearest staff to report the incident, it turns out to be our administrator Vince McMahon
>tell him about the incident, Vince hands the albino his papers and the albino tries to charge me and I deck him, lock on the ankle lock with intent to break it, Vince tells me to stop it because I'd probably get in trouble with the state
>needed to go shave my Dubwool, I rolled on some good shears too with a better chance at critical success, but every attempt at shearing the sheep was a critical failure, she tried to eat the other livestock as Christian tried to get her under control
>later on I hear about this apple farm a state over that has bomb ass apple pie, decide I have some free time and take the 8 hour drive
>knock on the door to the farm for some apple pie, instead I get Kevin Owens trying to challenge me to a match
>tfw I have been tricked once again
