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>We recently caught up with Sheila Foster backstage, after her match at Waifus Collide.
>Sheila, you didn't get the win tonight. How are you feeling?
"How am I fucken feelin'? I couldn't find Beera for weeks until tonight, and she fucken shows up as we're about to walk to the ring? Then she has the bloody gall to wanna do some stupid fucken arm thing for our entrance. I'm feeling pretty fucken pissed, mate."
>Are the tag team championships still in your future?
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders, am I? I really thought Rookie Girl would be a good tagger, but she proved that she was just usin' me for me pints. Maybe it's toim I go lookin' for anotha partner, see if I can get this tag thing done right."
>Do you have any plans for any singles wrestling in your future?
"I don't know about youse or the cunts watching at home, but ta me, the best parts of the match were when I was beating the crap out of the other gals. Miss USA, you said a lot of shit in the build to our foight, but ya backed it up. Youse have got me respect for that one, and if ya ever wanna run it back, just you and me, U-S-A vs A-U-S, just lemme know. And Hails - well, we put it off for as long as we could, but I reckon it's about time we figure out which of us cunts is the better woman."
>What will you do for the rest of the night?
"Mate, I'll stick around here. I heard the Neggos are having some sorta ice cream party. Otherwise, Queenie's hostin' a get togetha at her place, in't she? I'll see if I can get a cheeky invite to that one. Otherwise, you know what they say: it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Better hit the pub."
