>>9286500You know, I've said before that until facing off with Farmer Girl, I never once thought that what I was doing with her and the decrepit lands she owned made me the bad guy. I never felt like a monster, and I never thought that the way I was acting warranted anything less than Farmer Girl's best in the ring. And at Waifus Collide, I was beaten, in more ways than one.
I came out here last time, and I made it clear to Farmer Girl that there was a chance, however slim, that I had made the wrong decision. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and maybe I had let that weight blind me to the reality of things. But then when I congratulated Farmer Girl of her victory, and suggested that we run it back with no farm land on the line -- to try and get a match this comapany could be proud of -- I was rejected, rebuked, and insulted. Farmer Girl told me she would only battle me with my crown on the line, and listen Farmer *Girl*. that disrespect is not something *royalty* will stand for.
It's clear to me now that I wasn't wrong. Farmer Girl is the monster in this story, the plague on these lands, and as always it's up to The Queen to handle this peasant's mess. You want me, and you want my crown? I guarantee you won't be able to handle it.
You want a Showdown in Spaghetti Town?
You're on.
