First, a quick recap of night one. The entire thread can be found here:
>>19187849Or here:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849/#19188135We started by asking for belt design ideas, and the anons came through beautifully. After a promo from the Undertaker from the Church of Bones, The MAGA Butcher and The Sandman faced off in an exploding-boards warzone deathmatchm with Maga Butcher coming out on top. The Sandman had to face Jake the Snake's deadly Halloween game and spin the wheel. He lucked out and just had to go without beer for a month. Next, Sabu got a hard-fought win over Frankenstein's monster, eliminating him as well. Frankenstein had to spin the wheel, and he was then lynched by angry villagers (again). CM Punk showed up and started repeating the pipebomb promo, but he was interrupted by THE CHAD, Chad Rockwell, you proceeded to embarass him with his expert memery. After Terry Funk defeated his former student Atsushi Onita, Onita managed to no-sell the wheel of KWAB, telling everyone to fuck off like a boss. LyricKING dropped his first Halloween song, and then we saw Cactus Jack get absolutely ravaged by Count Dracula. And when we spun the wheel, Cactus' KWAB was to get thrown from a cage by the Undertaker (again). Next, New Jack and gave an epic roasting to all filthy troons after they tried to raid the thread. And now that brings you up to speed, so let's get on with the next episode of Saturday Night Metal
