>>8448119Imagine being invited to Evans house for dinner. You drive up and the patchy lawn grass is grown different heights for some reason and spare car parts are everywhere but no car in sight. You walk into his house and it smells like marijuana and mold that they probably scrape off the wall to smoke when they're out of weed. Children are running around everywhere and you ask him which is his and he responds with none. You sit down at a table that has coasters under one leg and it still wobbles for some reason. There's 6 chairs and none of them match. You stay cause you don't want to be rude and ask what his wife made. He says lasagna as his wife hands you a crumbling piece that looks to be half cooked. You take a bite and it cuts your mouth as if you were chewing glass. You finish it and Evans asks if you want seconds and you say yes cause you don't want to be rude as you sit there thinking you'll have to go to the hospital cause this is going to hurt way worse coming out.
