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>*lap steel intro*
>Oh let me tell ya story of a man who was the talk of the town
>Born from Illinois, ill he was in the head and wore a self-made crown
>It said in big letters "the best in the world" but of what no-one could tell
>At breaking his own bones or making every workplace a living hell?
>Born with a forked tongue, hissing one-side while he kissed rear with the other
>making friend friends with queer fellas too friendly with kids or one another
>"Big tough guy" with a spiteful mouth but if you if put him through the test
>Better make sure you have UIA, he'll go crying at the bosses chest
