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Alright, we've just received word that Brody and Cole have indeed accepted the Hulkster's challenge, and they will meet next week on the next episode of Saturday Night Metal. So, I just want to get your thoughts about this upcoming match, gentlemen. Do you consider these men to be a threat?
>MAGA butcher
A threat? Fuck no, they ain't no threat, boy. You know I just want to say I've always been a patriotic American, I served this country in the armed forces, and I am appalled at the level of disrespect that this fat, sloppy, treasonous Bruiser Brody wannabe showed to the fine men and women of ICE, who are helping our rightful President to make America great again. And that's why I'm gonna give him a country-fried ass whoopin' straight from the hills of goddamn West Virginia.
>Hulk Hogan
Well you know somethin' brother Apu, I was watchin' that stupid commercial for Adam Cole's gym earlier, and the Hulkster couldn't believe what he heard, dude! This little jabroni with his tiny little spaghetti string arms is braggin' about the size of his pythons! Well if you want to see pythons brother, take a look at these 24-inch pythons, and these babies are fueled by the power of Hulkamania brother! You know, the last time I teamed up with someone named the Butcher, it didn't work out so well, but I think this time is gonna be different because the MAGA Butcher, he's a real American like me, brother! And next week, when we get in the ring with those two insignificant faggots, we're gonna run wild and we're gonna hit those slimy little sissies so hard, they're gonna fly into the stratosphere, and all the way up into outer space brother! And then they'll be the first faggots in space, brother! And WHATCHA GONNA DO when the power of Hulkamania and the power of MAGA come together and DESTROY you!
